Young, frustrated Chinese STEM PhDs turn to publishing satirical journals

I did not pay much attention during maths and science classes in school. I could never get into the mindset for STEM study, but I can see there is comfort in the fact that the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter will always be pi, or that the quadratic formula will always produce the right answer when applied correctly. I envied my many STEM friends for their skills, their fields of certainty and practicality.

But behind the curtain, beneath the veneer of any parent’s envy, their fields had their own problems. Some of those do not paint an especially pleasant picture, especially in China.

The exciting eureka moments that are so often romanticised exist as rare islands in a vast sea of drudgery and boredom, a buzzing fluorescent light above your head and a droning brightness shining on your repeated failures. That is, if the world would allow them. These researchers perform their research only because they are useful to someone else.

The primary benefactors of such research, be it a corporation or a state, fund it for material gain, to find new technologies or data to make more efficient decisions. They hope to better enforce their will, increase their market dominance or simply make a profit.

Because the world, for myriad reasons, needed the research not now but yesterday, the researcher has no choice but to submit to these higher powers. They toil to reach increasingly unrealistic deadlines and standards, leading to low-quality, mass-produced research which, if not outright fraudulent, typically provides no real insight.

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